so that wasnt chicken after all
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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