I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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