So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
