I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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