I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My penis needs a shock collar
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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