yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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