You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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