I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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