What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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