Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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