And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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