Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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