Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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