i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We need to get me chipped asap
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