Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He has the fingertips of a God
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