Cold hands, warm shart.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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