Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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