just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
is it fun? or sober?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize