whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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