Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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