My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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