Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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