she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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