you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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