They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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