I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
