She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
