I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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