lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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