You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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