If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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