I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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