sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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