it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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