The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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