then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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