Apparently you make a good broom.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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