Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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