Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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