just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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