I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
wow bdsm is so cute
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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