you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
