apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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