I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
