The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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