yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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