now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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