Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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