Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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