your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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