he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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