just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
