dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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