I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
